I heard a rumor the other day that there will be a major change in the traditional ceremony at the White House in which the President performs the annual ritual of pardoning the national turkey. The bird is then returned to the turkey farm and allowed to live to a ripe old age.
This year, the TURKEY WILL PARDON PRESIDENT BUSH, releasing him from his Presidential duties early, thus allowing Bush to return to Crawford on the first bus out of town. The turkey will then go into the Oval Office and assume the duties of the President until January 20.
How will they get away with it? Well, the belief is that no one is likely to notice any difference.
The early release of President Bush will be a blessing to the nation.
And that will be a blessing for which all will give thanks this Thanksgiving.
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