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This is the only advice to Republicans that will appear in this blog. I post it here because I can not stand any longer the useless drivel that passes for a response.
If you want to be successful, here's what you must do: Make your response a genuine response, not just a canned recitation of red meat your already committed base wants to hear. The American people don't care about your base. The American people want to hear what you think of the President's initiatives in health care, energy, education? Where do you differ with him on job creation, bailing out automakers, bailing out banks, tax cuts, tax increases?
The stock market has lost half its value, unemployment is soaring, automakers are on the brink of bankruptcy, foreclosures are at record highs -- and you, Governor Jindal, are complaining about a $140 million item to monitor volcanoes? And you, Senator John McCain are complaining about the cost of a Presidential helicopter (which Bush 43 approved)? The house is completely engulfed in flames and you guys want to dash inside to save a couple of salt and pepper shakers!
The minority response has become a non-response, nothing more than a lathered salve to the wounded left in the minority. If you want to become the majority again, you have to create a genuine response. Here's how:
Take at least one good speech writer, put him in front of a computer with a draft -- a substantive draft -- of your proposed response, and while the President speaks, allow the speech writer to re-draft your response with aggressive editing -- adding, subtracting, re-wording -- your material, as appropriate. This is what a debater learns to do in high school. This is what the Presidential candidates are expected to do on the campaign trail. It is not hard to do, and the result will be an engaging response that contributes to the debate on the issues in a substantive and productive way. I guarantee you, it can be done in real time and ready to go in less than 10 minutes after the President concludes his remarks.
You're welcome.
I'll send you a bill in the morning.