Friday, September 4, 2009

Urgent Obama Alert

Please take immediate action and help save our children from President Obama’s first indoctrination speech. I understand President Obama will address the nation’s school children Tuesday and tell them to…uh, do their best. Can you imagine? The very idea. We must protect our children!

I also understand he is going to tell them to…uh, stay away from drugs. What!? There he goes again, messing with our health care. Sounds communistic to me!

It’s great that the right wing of the Republican national political party is on the case and alerting the nation to this terrible danger.

This just in: The Bulloch County Georgia board of education has decided, as a first step, to tape the speech on Tuesday and review it carefully for any evidence of brainwashing. Whew! Thank Goodness for their alertness. Maybe we’ll save a few of the children.

This message brought to you by the “Palin for President 2013 Committee.”

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