Since the day Newt let it be known that he was going to run for President, I have been warning my liberal friends not to turn their backs on him. He is the original snake of American politics. I have known him since 1972 when he was a college professor at West Georgia College in Carrollton, GA. That was a time when he favored legalization of marijuana. He has been for and against virtually everything you can think of, except Newt. He has consistently been in favor of Newt.
My liberal friends now understand...but a lot of my conservative friends do not. So, as a public service, let me tell them what he is in terms that will mean something to them: Newt is a socialist conservative. Got it? Good.
That's enough for today. Class dismissed.